“Follow me on Twitter!” I’m sorry, but honestly, I could think of a little more interesting things to do than be updated on your daily schedule in five minute intervals. How pretensious does one truly have to be to want people to know what they’re doing all day every day? I’m not green with envy that you’re about to go eat at Olive Garden (which in my opinion is disgusting anyways.) And famous people - the disturbing stalkers you complain about - yeah, you’re just fueling their fire. Now they know even more about you than they would by watching vh1’s Top 100 Scanals of All Time.