And I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…

So today, my brother and I decided to make an excursion to Target to purchase a shaker for energy shakes (since the one we had was growing mold…no bueno.) As we walk in, we are greeted by friendly smiles of the Target employees, beckoning us into the bargain abyss. We stroll down the aisles, looking everywhere for this shaker we are in dire need of, but to no avail. They have the shakes and every other kind of kitchen material available, but alas, no shaker. Now, I am a big Target fan, but never have I entered their wonderland and not found what I need. Maybe one day my faith in Target will be restored. But for now, I hope to never experience such a travesty again.