July 2009
1 post
I can't get no...
Wow. I haven’t been on this for a while! I just haven’t really had anything too epic to say, I guess. Because, you know, everything else on here is just epic. Alright. Enough. haha
Nylon is the greatest magazine in the WORLD no, the UNIVERSE and who knows what crazy magazines those extra-terrestrials are creating! imagine the possibilities! and then go to the store and buy Nylon...
May 2009
4 posts
Tweet tweet tweet
“Follow me on Twitter!”
I’m sorry, but honestly, I could think of a little more interesting things to do than be updated on your daily schedule in five minute intervals. How pretensious does one truly have to be to want people to know what they’re doing all day every day? I’m not green with envy that you’re about to go eat at Olive Garden (which in my opinion is...
MAKES ME WANNA DAY-ANCE!
April 2009
3 posts
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Today I have one question, and one question only: Why in the world do people do such things to their hair? Why would they subject to such tomfoolery?
(I guess that’s two questions…)
This is highly disturbing to me. Highly. I think it even induced my gag reflex. Does this “girl” really believe she looks…good? Okay, you’re a...
And I still haven't found what I'm looking for...
So today, my brother and I decided to make an excursion to Target to purchase a shaker for energy shakes (since the one we had was growing mold…no bueno.) As we walk in, we are greeted by friendly smiles of the Target employees, beckoning us into the bargain abyss. We stroll down the aisles, looking everywhere for this shaker we are in dire need of, but to no avail. They have the shakes and...
You little hipsters, you
People talking about their hatred for popular music frankly just pisses me off. You cannot deny pop music. It is the foundations of our generation! Of all generations! I’m not saying I’m a total buff at pop, but come on, The Beatles were pop! And we all know how much you emo’s and hippie-wannabe’s love them with you’re LET IT BE and ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE. I mean, I...